Przysłowia, dowcipy, zagadki – coś na rozluźnienie.
Two wrongs don’t make the right
When someone has done something bad to you, trying to get revenge will only make things worse.
Hope for the best , but prepare for the worst.
Bad things might happen, so prepare for them
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
If someone offers you a gift, don’t question it.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
If you have an enemy, pretend to be friends with them instead of openly fighting with them. That way you can watch them carefully and figure out what they’re planning.
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
It’s been raining for days now and my husband seems very depressed by it.
He keeps standing by the window, staring. If it continues, I’m going to have to let him in
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Dad on the last day of school: So, where’s your school report, my boy?
Tom: Sorry, I’ll bring it a day later.
Tom: I borrowed it to Kevin because he wanted to scare his parents.
Q:What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet?
A: A Budweiser in each hand!
Q:What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes?
A: She sticks it in the microwave!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?
A: She still hasn’t gotten all the hair off her tongue.
Q: What’s the easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday?
A: Forget it once!
Q: Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.
Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers?
A: No, you should eat your fingers separately.
What is black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you are all through with it?
What has no weight but is big enough to sink a ship?
Which two things you can never eat for breakfast?
What can you catch but not throw?
During which month do people sleep the least?
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